::I have become an involuntary organ donor...	2007-10-20 00:42:21 | TMSTKSBK
	" We're here for your liver. But I'm using my liver. You sign this card? Yes, but... Well, we're here for your liver! " -Monty Python & The Meaning of Life. Ah, the flu. You don't cough too much when you actually *have* the flu. But afterwards... Well. Then you become an involuntary organ donor. By hacking up a lung. I thought it was funny... In other news, here are a few funny quotes from my various professors: Normally, professors give you some stats to give you an idea of how you did compared to the rest of the class. But in... ST 370 (Statistics): "Can we see the statistics for this test?" "No, I didn't do them." The real reason behind this was that he had just finished the grading before he left to go to class. The delivery of the quote just made us all crack up, though. In my class for C: CSC 230 (C & Software Tools): We learned that a computer is really a: "Supersonic abacus" and that these abacuses contain: "amorphous bags of memory" These are two of the funny analogies that my prof uses to describe programming concepts -- the latter is heap memory. He's a fun guy. Little long-winded, though.
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